Monday, July 20, 2009
HARRY POTTER 6! @ 11:11 AM
MY WIFE IS THE SEXIEST FUCKING CREATURE ON THIS PLANET. OH. MY. GOD. JUST… SERIOUSLY. ORGASMS? YES. PLEASE.
What’s more… the SERIOUS Blackcest moment? YES! The way Narcissa’s crying, looking half terrified at Snape as Bellatrix rests her chin on her shoulder and looks at her in this way that… god just TOTALLY sums up the nature of their relationship (well, if it was sexual anyway – which in my mind? Totally is. Yes I’m a dirty dirty bitch who likes Harry Potter sister sex lol). Bellatrix looks at her almost as if she wants to toy with her, but already knows that she owns her. It’s just SO FUCKING SEXY. GOD. I need a screenshot! Actually no, I need a GIF image of that. Iconage? YES PLEASE.
To be honest though, it would have been a million times sexier if they didn’t cast Helen McCrory as Narcissa. Narcissa is supposed to be younger than Bellatrix! So why WHY WHY WHY does she look WAY older (and like a fucking shrew, I mean really)? And she’s supposed to have long flowing blonde hair and be beautiful if not for looking like a totally bitchy snob… AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHIT IS WITH HER SKUNK HAIR?! I mean HONESTLY.
It really is a shame Narcissa is portrayed so… unfitting for her character. God. They only gave it to her because she got all knocked up when she was supposed to play Bellatrix. THANK GOD THAT SHE DIDN’T.
Helena Bonham Carter is just… is just so… so… GOD. I want her. But moving on…
I love Bellatrix… my wife (don’t judge me, fools)… due to her being so like a child all the time. She just always wants to play! And yes her games are terrifying and tend to kill people, but she just has so much fun doing them! SHES MADE OF SO MUCH WIN IT’S UNBELIEVABLE.
But. So. The movie as a whole. I’ve got to say, much better than Order of the Phoenix. That movie (outside of my lover) was… just badly done. The acting was hideous. And while the acting blew on a couple parts of this movie, overall it wasn’t a suck-fest. Though the whole Harry/Ginny thing was supposed to be … you know, epic and shit. They date! And then they break up at the end. The movie? One lame ass kiss. Really? REALLY? THAT’S GONNA BE HIS WIFE & THEY’RE GONNA BEAR LITTLE ALBUS SEVERUS… (and others lol) – HAVE SOME RESPECT!
Dumbledore’s death scene didn’t make me cry – unlike the book. They fucked up that whole thing. I mean, the epic battle in Hogwarts? Completely gone! They randomly put in a scene that NEVER HAPPENED when Bellatrix and Greyback come and burn the Weasley’s house to the ground. The point of that? I don’t know. I won’t bitch too much though – it was an excuse to see more of my Bella.
HOWEVER. I just… can’t believe they cut out the battle of Hogwarts. I mean what was the point of the Death Eaters coming then? They like run up the stairs with Draco and then after Dumbledore dies they all run away. I did enjoy the performance of Tom Felton (Draco) though; he played the struggle with it very well. I think he might have been the best actor throughout the whole thing (besides HBC of course), which is saying something because most of the time I find him horrid. Emma Watson wasn’t so bad with her being devastated over Ron, I actually found it mildly believable, when most of the time I find myself rolling my eyes at her crying.
Harry vs. Snape wasn’t that well done either. Though I did enjoy Harry vs. Draco with the Secrumsempra spell, even if there should have been WAY more blood.
The scary dead creatures coming out of the water? Actually scary. They freaked me the FUCK out. And I jumped a fucking mile when the hand first came out of the water. Though after awhile slightly reminded me of Gollum from LOTR lol
RONS GIRLFRIEND LAVENDER WAS MADE OF WIN. She was JUST as annoying in the movie as she was in the books lol “Won-Won”
Slughorn should have been fatter. Really. Like, much much fatter.
Snape continues to amuse me with his epicly long pauses between words lol. And they threw in part of a scene that isn’t supposed to show up until the end of Deathly Hallows… but I guess just to move things along in the (not next I’m sure, but the last) movie, so you can reference the conversation between him and Dumbledore, even though you don’t know at this point what it was really about. Well, we all do cause we read the books, but you know.
Of course, me and Nicole have this horrible problem of being obnoxious to everyone else in the theater when we see these things with our little comments to each other that makes us laugh. For example:
(it’s a tense moment – Dracos all omg watch me cry I have to kill you Dumbledore because… dun dun dunnnnnnnn…..)
Draco: I’ve been chosen! –shows his arm with the dark mark-
Me: So have I! –holds out my arm with my dark mark tattoo-
Nicole: -snorts, almost spits out drink, and tries very hard not to laugh- Oh my god, I’m gonna remember that for the rest of my life.
Seriously, sometimes I don’t know where this shit comes from lol. I also talked an awful lot about Bellatrix’s boobs. But I mean COME ON. She’s in a freaking CORSET. She gets all out of breath and her chest is heaving and I’m just like damn, look at her boobs. LOL
She still needs to get some work done of those teeth of hers though…
Anyway. I need this damn movie. I need to make another Bellatrix video! My last one was lost during the great sapphiire demise from YouTube lol. So sad too… that was great. I loved it. Damn.
Overall, decent movie, but will never live up to the book (like the rest of them…) Now, back to writing Blackcest. Oh yes, oh yes. I love, I love.
Labels: bellatrix lestrange, blackcest, half blood prince, harry potter, movie, narcissa malfoy
